Designed to keep you in your chair. The world's most calorie-dense cookie for those who refuse to leave the grind.
Per 100g serving. Optimized for zero movement. Why stand up when you can just eat this?
Proprietary formula ensures you stay seated. Ideal for 12+ hour ranked sessions and lowlife grinding.
Stop cooking. Stop walking. One cookie fuels an entire day of absolute degeneracy.
"I don't have time to eat real food. I eat one Super Cookie and I'm locked in for 24 hours. It's essential for my lifestyle."