3000 CALORIES.
ZERO GUILT.

Designed to keep you in your chair. The world's most calorie-dense cookie for those who refuse to leave the grind.

3000 kcal

Per 100g serving. Optimized for zero movement. Why stand up when you can just eat this?

Chair-Lock

Proprietary formula ensures you stay seated. Ideal for 12+ hour ranked sessions and lowlife grinding.

Efficiency

Stop cooking. Stop walking. One cookie fuels an entire day of absolute degeneracy.

"I don't have time to eat real food. I eat one Super Cookie and I'm locked in for 24 hours. It's essential for my lifestyle."

MATTHEW FERRIS