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"Before Super Cookie, I had to leave my room to eat dinner. Now I just take one bite and I'm good for three days. It's the ultimate lowlife hack."
The first cookie designed to keep you in your chair. Pure density. Pure grind. Be a lowlife all day.
*Warning: May fuse user to gaming chair.
More energy than jet fuel. Never stand up to eat again.
Optimized for 12-hour ranked sessions.
The FDA is scared of us.